I wanted to tell you I love you with something original
But all the good things have been said so my message will have to be subliminal
When this kind of feeling hits, it’s natural to want to tell everyone, everywhere
But let’s be honest, that’s annoying and they don’t really care
I want to take a picture of us. Right here, right now
We have to make sure there’s proof that this moment existed somehow
This dictionary and thesaurus isn’t helping me describe the discovery we’ve made
I just need something to remind me of today in case this all starts to fade
All this mushy stuff is just oozing out of my brain
So funny how being in love mirrors going insane
Just kinda wingin’ it because I don’t know how this is supposed to go
In fact, I’m only writing you this because the rules of love say so
Not really a hopeless romantic and I can’t write poetry that induce tears of joy
But this is the real me and I’m not too fond of playing coy
Want flowers, PDA, a pet name? Tell me now or I’ll surely get it wrong
The pressure to do this the way everyone says to do it is so strong
Forget it. Let’s just cut to the chase, ok?
You know, I’ve always wondered what ‘the chase’ is anyway
Ok, ok, the chase has formally been cut
The fact is I love you. No ifs, ands, or buts
There, is that charming enough for you?
Because you know me; charming is what I do.